August 21, 2015

Don't Ask Grandma!

Don’t Ask Grandma If You Don’t Want An Answer

Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmother-type to the stand.
He approached her. “Mrs. Wilson, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Henry. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned.
Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Wilson, do you know the defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Brown since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney nearly died.
At that point, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench.
Then, in a very quiet voice, he said, “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.”

Yes… It’s A Classic!
Author Unknown

February 5, 2015

New Shop Opened

While I have taken an extended break from blogging I have been working to develop my embroidery business. Now that I have a good flow of things in my shop, I will try to share those things with you all.

Hope you will enjoy JAMJAR DESIGN SHOP as much as I have!!

Here are a few examples of what I am offering

Hugs From The Deep South!